Circumcision: A Cutting Edge Problem

Dispatch from London

Men’s Rights Group Hold Bizarre Anti-Circumcision Protest On International Men’s Day

“The political party Justice for Men and Boys held a protest outside Parliament today against the practice of circumcision, or as they labelled it, ‘male genital mutilation’ (MGM) which is a “’barbaric illegal human rights violation’”.

Today is International Men’s Day, and the obscure political party decided that the most pressing issue facing men in the modern world is circumcision – the removal of the foreskin of the penis.

Signs on show at the anti-circumcision protest read, ‘stop the chop’, “’circumcision without consent is assault,’” and “’children’s rights not parents’ rights’”.



In other related news: A spate of radio ads promoting a cure for the dread disease of Curved P***s Syndrome or CPS. We are investigating whether circumcision is the cause of CPS.

In the meantime, sufferers should call our hotline at 1*¬♦#!-§«-ItHurts


Published in: on November 20, 2015 at 8:21 am  Leave a Comment  

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