Groucho Speaks on Restricted Swimming Clubs

.  After the success of Cocoanuts [Groucho] bought a house in the suburban Long Island community of Great Neck and inquired about joining a restricted swimming club.  The manager told him that the club could not accept his application because of its policy against admitting Jews.  Groucho thought for a moment and asked, “Well, then how about my son?  He’s only half Jewish.  Can he go in the water up to his waist?”

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